Last week my good mother took me to a mysterious building, far far away. We drove with aunt Lacy and my new romance, a beautiful mixed lass named Chaos, for many hours. Then my dear mother, surely unknowingly, left me with a strange man in a white coat. He stuck a needle in my side, and hours later I was woken up to be given back to mother. I’m not sure what they did to me. They said I couldn’t have food till 7pm that night, and that I was not allowed to play roughly for many days. In retaliation, I have ignored their orders, and proven them incorrect. Here I am after many hours of rampaging the house and chewing on my bone, with no ill befalling me.